I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
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When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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