If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Randomize
