He had one of those small greek statue penises
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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