But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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