Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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