I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
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