If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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