are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
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Maybe he injected his testicle?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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