do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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