i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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