you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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