Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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