Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Randomize
