Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
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You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
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