Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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