You surviving the open bar?
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I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
me + whiskey = a bad person
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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