How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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