Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
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Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
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I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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