I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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