its not stalking. its research.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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