You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
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i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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