There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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