I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
She announced her abortion via fbk
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
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Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
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you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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