Three words: puerto rican gang bang
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
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Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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