i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Randomize
