We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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