But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
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We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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