I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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