so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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