all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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