i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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