Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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