somebody snuck up and got me drunk
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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