trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Man, jail baloney is awful.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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