So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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