he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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