I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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