He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
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hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
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Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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