Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
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she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
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I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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