It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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