Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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