I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
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You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
True strength comes from lack of pants
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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