i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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