I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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