Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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