Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
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It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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