Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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