Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
The adults are the big ones right?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
