Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
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We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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