Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
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There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
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