Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
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This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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