i don't like sucking hair
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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