I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
barbara walters just said penis...
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
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Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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