Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
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Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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