How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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