omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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