i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
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I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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