i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
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Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
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That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
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