Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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